这是我和几个朋友的"离开时自动回复". 希望抛砖引玉.
您"离开时自动回复"的留言是什么?
一般的
Please leave a message.
I am not at my computer right now.
自恋
ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
GOD MADE ME PRETTY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?:-D
.i know u think im hot.
.i know u think im fine.
.but like the rest of the galz.
.take a numba and wait in line.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
洗澡时的
im in the shower.if you wanna join, buy a ticket and get in line!
It's that time of week again. I am in the shower.
吃东西时的
*I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself.
*I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart, you'll figure out which one it is.
有哲理的
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
好笑的
Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out!
girls are like parking spaces, the good ones are always taken and the rest are handicapped.
清洁时
I have to clean my room because my computer is somewhere under my bed.
Cleaning my room, I'll be back in a few weeks.
Mom's love to clean. My mom loves to make me clean.
打电话时
The phone is ringing. Just to let you know that if its you, I am hanging up.
I'm not currently avalible because I'm talking on the phone with someone more important than you!
睡觉时
The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, and I go Zzzzzzzzz
Now I lay down in my bed,
I pray the Lord protect my head.
For if out of my bed I fell,
My head would hurt and start to swell
电视, 电影
Don't go away! I'll be right back at the next commercial break
I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn.
Excercise is good for you so that's what I'm doing. I'm walking from the computer to the TV.
爱情
One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important:
You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life.
Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your heart, I'll be your girl,
give me your smile, give me your time, give me your love, I'll give you mine.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away, I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day, I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away, I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
The shortest word for me is I
the sweetest word for me is LOVE
the only one for me is YOU
No man is worth your tears and the only one who is won't make you cry.
Three seconds to say I love you, Three hours to explain it, and A life time to prove it.